How often do you have sex?--Marshal Zeringue
At present, not at all. I don’t have a partner.
What song would you like played at your funeral?
You Can’t Always Get What You Want, by the Rolling Stones. I sing it to my children when refusing their requests, so this can be their revenge.
Tell us a joke.
What do you call a woman with one foot either side of a ditch? Bridget....[read on]